I had found, what I thought, was a nice mission running site to reallocate assets from. This guy kept zooming off while I was cleaning up the battlefield, and I thought that was funny. For a while, we kept chasing each other through various rooms and save spots. Eventually, I left for a good half hour to play some Final Fantasy XIII; on coming back, he was still at it. This time, smart enough to salvage his own wrecks.
A well placed jetcan told him I would happily salvage along and keep only 25% of the earnings. He jetted another can and said for me to, “suck it!” Then changed the name to something along the lines of, “no thanks.” I changed my can name to, “ok then. gl out there. watch out for other people stealing things.” He replied with a hasty, “I can salvage, too. ;-)”
So I sent the bookmark off to the contract window. Soon enough, another pilot appeared and I spent the 1Mil ISK to strike up a conversation. That made for a great screenshot, too.